Me:
Well what other sports did I do?
Meidum Kim: Sleep. The amount you do it it might as well be a profession.
Meidum Kim: Sleep. The amount you do it it might as well be a profession.
Me:
You're out to eat what kind of dressing does she get on her salad?
Meidum Kim: Dressing? Do you even eat salad?
Meidum Kim: Dressing? Do you even eat salad?
Things That Made My Day
- Got my biggest paycheck in awhile
- Kidnapped because I didn’t want to drive
- Extended curfew due to a successful lie
- New crewneck
- Two Starbucks runs
- Convinced the Starbucks worker that me and Meidum are engaged
- Bonded with the Starbucks worker
- Got 50% off of our order
Meidum Kim:
I don't know why anyone would want to hang out with us.. All we do is sit around trying to figure out what to do.
Dear Meidum,
I sent you a picture of a spider that I drew and you don’t even reply. IS IT REALLY THAT UGLY? :( I bet you’ll read this before you look at the picture again.. SIGH.
Me:
fiance, if we ever have a threesome
can candice be the third?
Meidum Kim: omfg
is that even a question
in a heartbeat love..
cause
i know
it'd make you happy
can candice be the third?
Meidum Kim: omfg
is that even a question
in a heartbeat love..
cause
i know
it'd make you happy
I was suppose to tell him when Miranda came on because his friend likes her, LOL.
Me: that's herdo i still have to tell you LOL
Meidum Kim: nope aha
i just called him
i've never heard a man run so fast
